That Rotound Asswipe

I don’t know if I spelt that word right, but I’m pretty sure it’s a word.

Alright, so what had happened?

This morning, as I was getting off the train at Flinders Station, the train braked in the way that trains do and I sort of stumbled sideways, and into this fat bitch – oh no, apologies, this “horizontally endowned female with a differently-abled set of social-interaction abilities” (for the sake of fast typing and reading, I will still call her “the fat bitch”).

Being polite, I quickly said, “Sorry!” and stepped off the train. Behind me I heard her say, “What was that?!” But I didn’t take notice. I mean, I hadn’t really fallen on her THAT hard – honestly, I’d bounced off a bit myself.

I went around behind the billboards and was about to board the escalator, when suddenly The Fat Bitch was by my side. She deliberately shoved into me, and looked down (she was fat and tall) and with enough sarcasm to choke a large horse, said, “Oh. SORRY.” To get to me, the Asswipe would have had to squeeze through the hoard of people that’d appeared between her and myself, and more or less HUNTED ME DOWN and then shove me. I mean, what in the name of FUCK was that about?! Get over it!

Later on, I got so pissed thinking about it, I thought that I should’ve feigned being pushed over really hard, and stuck my foot out to trip her. Gravity will probably do the rest of the work for me.

Well, I take comfort in knowing that Karma will work her mojo and maybe that Fat Bitch would’ve gotten what she deserved.

And, before Bianca starts telling me off for not being rude or mean to heavy people, and try to convince me to see things her way: I don’t give a shit. I did NOT push into her that hard, I apologized politely, and she was downright honestly fat and a bitch. You can only compromize so much before you’re letting yourself be taken advantage of.

That’s it for today. Other stuff happened too but that was the main gripe.

Alex.

7 thoughts on “That Rotound Asswipe

  1. You should’ve pushed the rotund asswipe down the escalator, no one would suspect you of it. Considering that you’re relatively smaller than her, much smaller…

    Lol true, but I don’t want there to be a chance I could be jailed. Nearly old enough, you know.

  2. did u like bounce off her body fat ? LOL
    like a fat buu from dragonballz bahahah

    Lol but Buu was really awesome and pink. This woman was just plain bitchy and fat.

  3. you keep assuming what I’m thinking! I swear it’s like c and you talk behind my back about the way I think and have me all figured out πŸ˜› you’re wrong!

    What I was actually thinking was, “I feel sorry for her, she’s as petty as a 10 year old and as spiteful as a bitter old woman. If she gets upset over such a small thing, her life must be a perpetual disappointment.”

    I’m not going to judge you πŸ˜›

    stop assuming what I’m thinking!

    Well I assumed because I figured you might try to see the best in that…her. And you still sort of pitied her! COME ON! BE ANGRY! SAY SOMETHING REALLY MEAN OR INAPPROPRIATE OR ANIME-REFERENCING LIKE DOM DID! Hahahaha. And Carmaine and I don’t talk about you behind your back that much, and it’s not bad things. It’s more the little endearing habits you have. Like “glorious muffin”.

  4. haha the muffin was glorious though! and dw, I said that more as a joke than anything else. I don’t mind, you are free to do as you wish, it is your life. πŸ™‚ I’m just happy that I’m a part of it.

    I don’t find anger constructive, looking at it logically is what’s always worked best when a problem comes up.

    I look at people with love now, or am trying to. even strangers. I think love is the answer.

    That lady loved food. Definitely.

  5. STUPID FAT ASS OBESE MOTHERFRUIT SHITFACE COW WOMAN WHO HAS NO LIFE APART FROM BEING A COMPLETE TWAT BITCH AT THE AGE OF 40. You know how those massive trees’ ages are measured by the radius of their trunk? If she was a tree…she’d be 1268765138768786787 years old. I think her brain is frayed from receding into the high fat content on her neural tissue. She should go drink 10 litres of water in 10 mins and die…but that’s not really that painful is it?

    I didn’t use the f word. =D

    Ha but you called her a twat. Your anger is a bit scary actually. Even I wasn’t THAT pissed off….Thanks though.

  6. Bianca = optimistic, non-judgmental, reasonable

    Carmaine = “YES! I GET TO RELEASE MY INNER BITCH.”

    My previous comment was not very bitchy though. Not in the mood.

    Damn it.

    How was that previous comment not bitchy?!

  7. LOL carmaine o_O
    wth is motherfruit meant to mean?
    motherfruit.. ROFL

    You know what “motherfruit’ means, Dom. Just like roflbrothel.

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