Another chapter

Now, you’ll notice I titled my 4th chapter “How To Save A Life”. I’ll watch myself before I start titling every chapter after a song title. God save me if I start naming, say, Chapter 9 “Oops I Bit You Again”. Ooh witty pun there, wasn’t it? No.

What a fast update, you say? Well Chapter 4 is a little bit wishy washy. I know I haven’t gotten to the action yet. I will.

I ended up only writing 2 Chinese essays, and not a single spot of Detailed Studies which I really really really, with all honesty, have to get a crack on.

Tomorrow is Mai’s! She says that Karaoke might not happen. Well isn’t that just a kick up the bum.

[Looks around] nope I seemed to have covered everything.

Alex.

/edit Okay apologies, but I’ve got more! (Try to guess the original title and artist, and suggest some of your own! If you don’t get it because you didn’t read my writing project, basically make some sort of vampire joke in song titles…or alternatively go read my writing)

“I Bit A Girl (And I Liked It)”

“Big Girls Don’t Bite”

“Dead And NOT Gone”

“Bite Bite Bite” (“But it ain’t no lie baby bite bite bite”)

“As Long As You Bite Me”

Or go for the lyrics if you have to:

“You know, for me you’ll bleed yourself dry. For me you’ll bleed yourself dry.” (Ooh graphically dark)

“I’m not gonna bite you a love song…”

“She wiiiiiill..be bitten…she wiiiiiiill be bitten…”

Feel free to be as wrong as you like. The ones I wrote were kinda lame.

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8 thoughts on “Another chapter

  1. ….BAHAHAHAHHA!
    I like the Maroon 5 one. Ha.

    Any suggestions on your behalf? Yeah it’s funny, isn’t it, because I had to fit in an extra syllable.

  2. “And she’s buying the stairway… to Kellan”

    HAHA! You are awesome! You incorporated one of my CHARACTERS into it! My God! Can anyone possibly top that? I think not. (That’s a challenge.)

  3. Oh I just thought of something lame. I know you’re on the roll for song titles for chapter titles. But I couldn’t help but think of a movie reference: The Chronicles of Nadia.

    Yeah I should go shoot myself. xD

    Okay…just a tad TOO enthusiastic. But not bad.

  4. I’m bored, gonna guess.
    I Kissed A Girl (And I Liked It) – Katy Perry
    Big Girls Don’t Cry – Fergie
    Dead And Gone – T.I. ft. JT.
    Bye Bye Bye – Nsync
    As Long As You Love Me – Backstreet Boys

    Yellow – Coldplay
    Love song – Sara Bareilles
    She Will Be Loved – Maroon 5

    “Bite it, drake it, drink it, makes us harder, better, faster stronger”

    LOL Is it that one with Whatshis face. Kanye West or something?

  5. where is the blood? where is the blood?
    where is the blood, the blood, the blood?

    OMG! That’s so good! I can’t believe I didn’t think of that!

  6. The second last comment is Daft Punk! Awesome stuff. :]

    Sure that makes more sense. I didn’t think Sneaks listen to Kanye West anyway.

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