Neigh-fuckin’-har

Today in Legal, I sneezed.

If I’m frank, I would say I’m not exactly a quiet sneezer. Leaning more towards a very loud sneezer. If Carmaine comments, she’d write that I shatter solid objects with my sneeze. In fact every time I sneeze, she employs a clever little analogy linking my sneezing to, for example, an atomic bomb explosion.

So I sneezed in Legal.

Mr Sho- paused in the middle of his spiel about police powers, looked at me (at this point the class was giggling [shakes fist]) and said, “Wow, that’s a lot of horsepower for such a trim figure.”

Needless to say, the whole class burst into fits of laughter.

Two weeks ago at Chinese school, I sneezed, and Dom (different Dom to the one whom I mention usually) started laughing. I promptly stood up to bash him.

It has not been a good day for me.

Alex.

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