Tastes Like Bitter

Carmaine told me to post something she said, but I forgot what it is. I do remember this one, however:

Now, she got a haircut yesterday, and her new haircut today is rather the awesome. Also, she was very happy in Methods, so I teased her by asking, “Hey, you’re really happy today. What’s up? Where’s the emo Carmaine?”

“I don’t know,” replied she.

“Did you eat her?”

“Yes I did. She didn’t taste very good though. Sorta bitter.”

[cue drums]

I wouldn’t believe that she thought of that on the spot, mostly because the delivery was almost perfect, and it’s hard to keep a straight face when telling such a good joke, but look, she’s convinced me that she did in fact make that up there and then.

Carmaine, if you’re reading this, do you remember the other thing you wanted me to post?

Alex.

3 thoughts on “Tastes Like Bitter

  1. maybe my hair will surpass doms. =O

    doubt it though. my mum said that your hair was funny (mhs formal). hhahahaha!

    i don’t remember…maybe it was that?

    Mm no I distinctly remember it was something else; but it doesn’t matter now. And I didn’t see Dom’s hair much, just that it was up.

  2. my hair level is like over 9000 !!
    screw ur mum carmaine LOL
    nah im joking!!

    Way to make this awkward, Dom. Lol what if one day someone searches “Dom’s hair” to get to my blog?!

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