I’ve been posting this anywhere I can, since I can.
So far I’ve Twat about it, and Facebook status-ed it as well. The next logical step is of course here.
Anyway, so just then, about five minutes ago, I got a call from a telemarketer. I may have to make up some of the dialogue since I can’t remember it all, it wasn’t important enough.
T(elemarketer): Hello, I’m calling from [some company name] how are you today?
A(lex): Busy?
T: …I apologize ma’am. But I am just calling to inform you about a special offer we have…[goes on for ages].
A: …
T: [slight pause] So the offer is limited, and only…[so forth so forth].
A: …
T: [pause] Hello?
A: … [music plays audibly in the background]
T: Hellooooooooooo? Helloooooooooo? Are you there? Hello?
A: …
T: [hangs up]
A: [sniggers]
That’s right, bitch. Try calling again.
Alex.
the life and laughs of me 