Me: 1 Telemarketer: 0

I’ve been posting this anywhere I can, since I can.

So far I’ve Twat about it, and Facebook status-ed it as well. The next logical step is of course here.

Anyway, so just then, about five minutes ago, I got a call from a telemarketer. I may have to make up some of the dialogue since I can’t remember it all, it wasn’t important enough.

T(elemarketer): Hello, I’m calling from [some company name] how are you today?

A(lex): Busy?

T: …I apologize ma’am. But I am just calling to inform you about a special offer we have…[goes on for ages].

A: …

T: [slight pause] So the offer is limited, and only…[so forth so forth].

A: …

T: [pause] Hello?

A: … [music plays audibly in the background]

T: Hellooooooooooo? Helloooooooooo? Are you there? Hello?

A: …

T: [hangs up]

A: [sniggers]

That’s right, bitch. Try calling again.

Alex.

3 thoughts on “Me: 1 Telemarketer: 0

  1. I wonder if there is a blacklist for people like us.

    I want there to be. I want to strike the fear of Alex into those foooools.

  2. that happened to me once, like w/ me not saying anything for ages
    i didnt notice it was a telemarketer until the curry chick asked for my address…
    im a pro LOL

    How can you not tell they were a telemarketer though?

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