This is an anonymous conversation I overheard somewhere. I swear:
Girl 1: Wanna hear something you don’t care about?
Girl 2: Sure.
Girl 1: I got new underwear today.
Girl 2: Cool. My daddy usually buys my underwear.
Girl 1: …Ah…
Girl 2: He used to work at Holeproof underwear and socks factory.
Girl 1: Oh. Oh okay that’s less creepy.
Alex.
is it that bed for a dad to buy underwear… ?
…If I didn’t read the last two lines my expression would’ve stayed like this oO till the end of this comment…