Number of exams done so far:
Number of exams to go:
Number of minutes I had to write my language analysis:
Number of times I made the joke “I did that anal so hard the table shook”
20 (or more…probably more)
Number of people I plan to praise me today:
Number of people I’ve already asked
I’ll keep the count going for the next 3 weeks.
Number of snails I nearly stepped on today while walking home:
Who’s the eco-friendly bitch? Me. Why were they in the middle of the path anyway?! STAY ON THE GRASS!
Number of times the thought crossed my mind that if I tag this heavily with VCE English etc, I’ll get the George Clooney rush again:
That’s a lot of times…
I was expecting it to end with, ‘How much am I worth on Friends for Sale? Priceless’