I Wouldn’t Be Caught Dead In This Place

[But It’s Better If You Do – Panic! At The Disco]

Tonight, while texting Katherine, this conversation happened:

(Right after me mentioning Paranormal Activities and horror films etc)

Katherine: “Have you seen that old Dulux ad where the ghost ran into the wall but couldn’t go through it?”

Me: “Yeah that ad made me lol and I bet it stopped you from sleeping for several nights.”

Katherine: “Omg. How did you know?! I asked my dad if my walls were painted with Dulux and then it’d get me thinking, ‘what if a ghost got stuck in my room?!’ I hated that ad.”

Seeing as she wants to redecorate her room, I was thinking I’d help paint her walls in Dulux, then one day ask her sister for a huge favor, and wake Katherine up in the middle of the night dressed up as a ghost, and running around the room bumping into walls and unable to get out.

Hmm, ideas.

Alex.

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Dude, She’s Amazing

[That Girl – McFly]

This won’t be a long post. I went out with D.P. today, and then crashed Jen’s house.

D.P. took all my jokes rather well. I was basically making fun of her hair. There was one, which I particularly liked, and it went, “your hair is so big that when the wind blows, you actually slow down because they’re like parachutes.”

Kerchow.

Anyway, she went to Sab-‘s place at around 1, so I went to Jen’s (it is so cool to have MSN on my phone, because I hopped on, saw her, asked if I could go over and within 20 minutes I was in Jen’s kitchen). One of the main reasons I wanted to go to Jen’s was because I haven’t seen her in about a week (which is how long I haven’t been out of the house. It’s not a confession I’m proud of. But the week passed quite quickly after Sorrento), and also I know Jen will give me free lunch. I saved about 10 bucks, man!

Jen cooked some pasta, and made chicken soup with chicken meat balls and some beans. It was one of the best soup-things I’ve had in a long long long time. I think it’s because it tastes like good-at-cooking. Jen said it tastes like me. I was worried.

During lunch I was looking around Jen’s living room and I was startled when I thought I saw a goldfish the size of my fist (I know my hands are small but you must appreciate, still, how big the fish would have been). I started saying, “Woah dude you have the biggest goldfish!” when I realized that actually it was a normal sized goldfish, magnified by the water and the glass bowl. MLIA? Yes.

Played Mario Kart forย  a while, refreshing my dislike for Wii Mario Kart. I’m too used to the DS, and Wii is too sensitive, even when I picked Bowser for his weight, and used manual drift. Then Ash came over, and I realized it was 3:30, and I should leave. It started pouring but I dealt with it. I let my hair get a bit wet, hoping that maybe I look good with slightly wet hair. I don’t think I did, though.

Thanks, Jen, for letting me randomly drop by. And happy birthday Meghanism!

Alex.