[She Will Be Loved – Maroon 5]
Day 4 – your siblings (or closest relative)
Well, as bad as I feel about this because both Julia and Lisa are great cousins, but I haven’t seen any of them for a small part of a decade. So, I suppose this goes to…
Dear Fa,
I think I might skip all the “you’re an idiot who wears shorts that are too short” jokes and actually get to the nice gooey bits.
I am grateful for you, firstly. Not only did you give me motivation to try harder last year with the 2 subjects that I shared with you, if anything, just to beat you – I still failed miserably but still – but you didn’t fail to be on my side consistently for every problem that I went to you for, even after all the jokes I made of you.
And I’m glad that you come to me for support and a whinge because it made me feel useful – even though I really shouldn’t agree to keep booking you into hotels…that’s just irresponsible.
Finally, I know this sounds cheesy, but I can foresee a great future for you. I don’t know what you’ll do, exactly, but I know you, and you’re going to work your ass off and beat the crap out of your competition no matter what, so I have no worries that you won’t be able to “make the cut”. I just hope we don’t end up saying this in the context of…street corner work.
Please keep me young and sane. I’m starting to turn into a traditionalist old fart.
Love,
Your BIG cousin who was BIGGER until around 6 years old you fat-ass.
the life and laughs of me 