Count, The Sequel

Number of exams I’ve done thus far:

5

Number of exams to go:

2

Number of days until I am free:

10

Number of ways I can be screwed for Legal:

Infinity

The amount that I give a shit:

0

Number of times I’ve told Katherine I love her:

To the point where she says “I know” instead of “naww”

Alex.

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Count

Number of exams done so far:

2

Number of exams to go:

5

Number of minutes I had to write my language analysis:

40

Number of times I made the joke “I did that anal so hard the table shook”

20 (or more…probably more)

Number of people I plan to praise me today:

10

Number of people I’ve already asked

3

I’ll keep the count going for the next 3 weeks.

Alex.

P.S.

Number of snails I nearly stepped on today while walking home:

8

Who’s the eco-friendly bitch? Me. Why were they in the middle of the path anyway?! STAY ON THE GRASS!

Also

Number of times the thought crossed my mind that if I tag this heavily with VCE English etc, I’ll get the George Clooney rush again:

4