When you REALLY need to elaborate…

This is an anonymous conversation I overheard somewhere. I swear:

Girl 1: Wanna hear something you don’t care about?

Girl 2: Sure.

Girl 1: I got new underwear today.

Girl 2: Cool. My daddy usually buys my underwear.

Girl 1: …Ah…

Girl 2: He used to work at Holeproof underwear and socks factory.

Girl 1: Oh. Oh okay that’s less creepy.

Alex.