Possibly the worst one yet…

Today Jack managed to say probably the most awkward thing he has so far.

He asked this guy, Doug, why he wasn’t there with his “girlfriend”.

“Catherine?” he asked. “Catrina? Why aren’t you here with your girlfriend?”

“She’s my sister.”


[awkward turtle]


Looking ahead

What’s going on for good old Alex in the upcoming week? You know you want to know…(not really)

Monday: despite my very very early finish, I have to stay behind to do the stupid Methods SAC.

Tuesday: guitar lesson. I haven’t practiced “Apache” at all.

Wednesday: planning to go to a costume store after school to get pants and a jacket for Bee’s. It’s quite funny that I have the accessories, like suspenders, hats, etc, but I don’t actually have the really important part…the actual clothes.

Thursday: BIANCA’S BIRTHDAY! Clearly that’s going to take up my entire day. (Reading what I just wrote, I realized that the tone of my Thursday plan sounds exactly like Carmaine.)

Friday: last day of school. Hoo-bloody-RAY! Early finish, and the next day is Bee’s thing to look forward to.

Saturday: BEE’S THING! That sounds really…really dodgy. It’s in the evening so I think in the morning I’m going to go shopping for work pants. As in I need pants to work in. What the hell, why do I sound so strange today?

Sunday: Jack’s starts again. Oh well, no big loss. I sort of miss JessRusta and Pom. And my 2 hours with Spanna.

And after that, holidays start. I look forward to sleeping in, but then again a few days I’ll be working. Hmm. WORK!

I really am channeling Carmaine tonight.

Except I’m still short with a shit sense of fashion. You’d think I’d channel the good bits, but no.


P.S. That was one of the worst and most boring posts I’ve ever written. Sorry!

Jack’s Gay Joke Tally

Last week at Jack’s I was sitting in the front row right behind his mountain of tissue boxes (so closest to the door), and on the table I scribbled “Jack’s Gay Joke Tally” and marked 1 for the gay joke he made starting that day, Sunday the 22nd of February. I was hoping that when I returned today I would be able to see maybe 20? Maybe 30? Marked on there. But unfortunately it was wiped off (probably Jack, said Annie).

Remember Jason from that time about 2 weeks ago? The one to whom Jack asked “Did you enjoy the oral I just gave?”. Today, Jack was encouraging us, in the effort of saving time, to do rough sketches. Rough is good. “Do you like it rough, Jason?”

I feel so incredibly sorry for Jason.

And finally, there was a boy sitting in the 2nd row, at the other end of the class, who looks like he belongs in DBSK (you may take it as me saying he’s hot, but really I’m just saying he looks like a girl). Annie started off by saying he’s cute (to which I countered with the DBSK quip) and finished the day by pondering “Is he JenT’s brother?”. Well if he was, that was suitably awkward.

There, this entry was longer, wasn’t it, Chez?