Keep Telling Yourself That “I’m A Diva”

[There’s A Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven’t Thought Of It Yet – Panic! At The Disco]

Day 2 – Your crush

Dear XXXXX (Oh haha you thought I would write it out),

Actually, to be honest, I don’t think you’re really my crush anymore, though that’s not to say if you had a change of heart, I wouldn’t immediately jump at the chance. Call me shallow, but I do think you’re way too good looking for me to say ‘no’ to you.

The fun part is, I’m now your friend. I mean, I liked you since I met you, but when that didn’t work out I found myself entering friend-dom. Some other people might say “Well now you’re screwed; once you’re a friend you’re not going anywhere” (the whole Ladder Rule right?) but I still like to keep some faith that I can get off the Friend ladder – not in this instance, perhaps, but for future laddering activities.

I like being your friend, to be honest. I have yet to see the negatives in you that I’ve been told about, but that’s probably because I haven’t known you for that long. Either way, whether I do see those negatives or not, I don’t mind being your friend and not anything more. I suppose, that in itself is indicative that you’re not really my crush anymore. But if I didn’t write about/to you, I wouldn’t have anything to fill today with. So.

Anyway, there you go. I have on purposely not included any hints at who you might be, just because I figured it might make things awkward if you figure out I’m talking about you.