“My first impressions of Alex was that she blogs helluvalot. And it’s never about anything worthwhile.”
“She promised she wouldn’t get Facebook, and now she has Facebook AND Twitter. What a disappointment. (When asked for more information) Well I do believe her Facebook URL is www.facebook.com/alex.xu, and her Twitter is www.twitter.com/ileapforyou”
“She cheats on WordPress so much! She even got a freaking Tumblr. I mean, what’s with that? What? Her Tumblr? Oh it’s www.smellslikeawesome.tumblr.com”
“She’s really funny! She makes boring things sound interesting and her writing is really good.” (Paraphrased from an ACTUAL source)
“Sometimes she uses abstract Australian idioms like ‘arvo’. I mean, what the hell is that? Use proper English!”
These reviews, and more, are completely made up (except for the one that actually wasn’t) to sell the author of this blog as a boring self-important little shit.
Nonetheless, if you’d clicked onto this page, chances are you’re bored enough to want to read the rest of my blog too. So go ahead! It’s not that hard to navigate, and who knows, something that I’d tapped out might actually entertain you.